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Let’s not beat around the bush here…
OR SHALL WE?!
Why the fuck is she cuddling with Tampax at what appears to be a pool that is also the ocean?
I want a tampon commercial where the women are fighting zombies or some shit.
And they’re all beat up and bloody and shoving tampons into bullet wounds to stop the bleeding.
And I want one of the ladies to full-on decapitate a zombie with a machete or maybe a scythe.
And then I want her to look directly into the camera with blood running from an open wound on her forehead and say,
“For the fighting spirit.”
^ That commercial would win all of the Oscars.
That commercial would make more sense that all this faffing about through the fields of daisies and cuddling your fucking tampons bullshit…
What are you talking about?
I sit by the pool/ocean cuddle my tampons all the fucking time.
Who wants to start a tampon company with me just so we can make that commercial?
What would it be called, Tampocalypse? I’d be game if it were called Tampocalypse.
reblogging for the priceless notes
The Tampocalypse
FOR THE FIGHTING SPIRIT.
Well periods aren’t all ‘Let me parade around in my motherfucking white bikini at the beach and shake my ass around in front of the hot boys while snuggling my tampon box”
IT’S LITERALLY A BLOOD BATH!!
IT’S A WAR!
IF YOU GET IN MY WAY, FUCKER I WILL KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT!
Tampocalypse.
I love the internet. 
I would buy the shit outta that.

Let’s not beat around the bush here…

OR SHALL WE?!

Why the fuck is she cuddling with Tampax at what appears to be a pool that is also the ocean?

I want a tampon commercial where the women are fighting zombies or some shit.

And they’re all beat up and bloody and shoving tampons into bullet wounds to stop the bleeding.

And I want one of the ladies to full-on decapitate a zombie with a machete or maybe a scythe.

And then I want her to look directly into the camera with blood running from an open wound on her forehead and say,

“For the fighting spirit.”

^ That commercial would win all of the Oscars.

That commercial would make more sense that all this faffing about through the fields of daisies and cuddling your fucking tampons bullshit…

What are you talking about?

I sit by the pool/ocean cuddle my tampons all the fucking time.

Who wants to start a tampon company with me just so we can make that commercial?

What would it be called, Tampocalypse? I’d be game if it were called Tampocalypse.

reblogging for the priceless notes

The Tampocalypse

FOR THE FIGHTING SPIRIT.

Well periods aren’t all ‘Let me parade around in my motherfucking white bikini at the beach and shake my ass around in front of the hot boys while snuggling my tampon box”

IT’S LITERALLY A BLOOD BATH!!

IT’S A WAR!

IF YOU GET IN MY WAY, FUCKER I WILL KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT!

Tampocalypse.

I love the internet. 

I would buy the shit outta that.


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ousto:

cosmuschild:

F(x) #1000dayswithfx :D

Hey SM remember your group called f(x)
that have been doing like nothing for a year now
WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO COME BACK ;_;

ousto:

cosmuschild:

F(x) #1000dayswithfx :D

Hey SM remember your group called f(x)

that have been doing like nothing for a year now

WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO COME BACK ;_;


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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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cute failsica moments

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mojiso:

Do you guys remember when I had a giveaway 374890274902 months ago? Well 2/3 winners ended up not collecting their prizes and the other winner only wanted the 2NE1 album and the adidas watches. 
So here’s Mojiso’s random cute ass stuff giveaway 2! o(≧▽≦)o
(hopefully this time I can giveaway everything)
Giveaways include:
SHINee’s Lucifer album
Girls’ Generation’s Oh! album
Girls’ Generation’s first photo book in Japan DVD 
Girls’ Generation’s  MuCor performance collection DVD*
KARA Revolution 2 DVD
Big Bang’s TOP poster
Sailor Moon movies collector set
Two iPhone 4 cases (one cassette and one rilakkuma)
I ♥ 피자 tee by America Apparel**
*DVD includes 35 performances on MuCore as well as talk and encores
**피자 = Pizza
Rules:
likes count
reblog as many times as you want but absolutely no giveaway blogs (those are so irritating)
you don’t have to follow but if you do, I’ll add your name once more
Giveaway ends August 18th in celebration of my best friend’s birthday.
Good luck!(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧*:・゚✧ 

mojiso:

Do you guys remember when I had a giveaway 374890274902 months ago? Well 2/3 winners ended up not collecting their prizes and the other winner only wanted the 2NE1 album and the adidas watches. 

So here’s Mojiso’s random cute ass stuff giveaway 2! o(≧▽≦)o

(hopefully this time I can giveaway everything)

Giveaways include:

  • SHINee’s Lucifer album
  • Girls’ Generation’s Oh! album
  • Girls’ Generation’s first photo book in Japan DVD 
  • Girls’ Generation’s  MuCor performance collection DVD*
  • KARA Revolution 2 DVD
  • Big Bang’s TOP poster
  • Sailor Moon movies collector set
  • Two iPhone 4 cases (one cassette and one rilakkuma)
  • I ♥ 피자 tee by America Apparel**

*DVD includes 35 performances on MuCore as well as talk and encores

**피자 = Pizza

Rules:

  • likes count
  • reblog as many times as you want but absolutely no giveaway blogs (those are so irritating)
  • you don’t have to follow but if you do, I’ll add your name once more

Giveaway ends August 18th in celebration of my best friend’s birthday.

Good luck!(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧*:・゚✧ 

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pizzaforpresident:

I washed my snuggie and hung it up in my room to dry and almost had a heart attack when I woke up this morning

pizzaforpresident:

I washed my snuggie and hung it up in my room to dry and almost had a heart attack when I woke up this morning

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kanyewesticle:

a page in my sisters diary

kanyewesticle:

a page in my sisters diary

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